I knocked both external hard drives that backed up all my photographic work from the last five years off my desk and onto the floor last night.
All my work.
All of it.
I can't even think that I've lost everything right now, it's way too much to feel at once.
So...if anyone reading this happens to know anyone that's really excellent at hard drive data recovery and can do it for less than an arm, a leg, a firstborn, and $500, please send me a message. It's an emergency. The life you save may be my own.